B-O-R-E-D

Dum dum dum….

The above three words has nothing to do with the post proceeding what-so-ever. The bloody tune’s been inside my head for a long long time now…Just can’t get it out…So what do I say when I have nothing else to say? Dum, dum, dum **in a tone that might be at its irritating best to the person on the receiving end**….

After days and days of pretending-and-trying-yet-unsuccessful-try at studying, I went outta the house (coz I had to, there was no other way. Darling dentist would’ve killed me...ps: I was supposed to go there like a month ago. Yours truly being an extreme perfectionist went exactly a month later).

First to the dentist’s where I had to wait for almost an hour…God, there’s no such thing I hate as waiting...The hour was spent reading oh-so-informative articles on the bloody ‘For-the-single-independent–women-out-there’ magazines----“how to patau your dream man?”, “why does he keep ignoring you?”, “Does he want something more??”, “top ten myths about men”….” How to seduce in style!!”…I mean, could you get any more pathetic?

And dear editor-who-cares-so-much-about-the-love-lives-of-millions-of-woman-out-there, *overwhelming with emotion* , I do NOT need any tips on how to find out if my man’s cheating on me…if I do get a man, I had better learn how to keep him entertained myself else he should go play jingilala (DON’T ask me what it is) with the bitch next door. And for those people who actually find this tips worthwhile, GET A LIFE!!!

I mean, why don’t people publish articles like ‘How to get awesome marks (that make your parents say, ‘I always knew you had it on you’) without using your brain fully or partially’. Bring out something like that and I’m damn sure there will be a stampede at the stores selling the magazines. I myself know enough lazy bones to cause a stampede :D

Group hug to all the lazy bums out there >:D< “we make others look good”

Coming back…after the dentist’s I went to this stitching center to get my brand new tops all shaped-up. The people there had called up yesterday to inform that it’s ready…and when I do get there, what do they say?

“There’s been some mistake; your stuff isn’t ready yet. Could you come back maybe two days later?”

Jeeez!!! I don’t want your bloody apologies; I want my brand new kurtas. Hmmpfff!!! Two days later it is then….*Sighhhh*

Yours truly returned home all disappointed, not to mention a stupid toothache that is inevitable after a visit to dentist’s.

I come back home to find the telephone line all screwed up. Phone line dead. The only thing I just can’t live without is dead (a consequence of which is that I saw mom dancing up and down in sheer joy forgetting for a moment the fact that she had a reeeally bad headache *rolling eyes*)…..and tomorrow being a Sunday…I’ll have to wait till Monday to make a phone call **wailing**..I know, I know…I’m gonna be soo missed

(For clarification, my internet connection being dial-up this is gonna be posted after the phone connection has been re-established)

Yeah, so all my happy things (internet and telephone) out of the question, I resort to the only thing left- T.V.

Flicking through channels ….saw the Ad of this new show that’s to come on MTV. This real-life couple, who are supposed to be “actors” in some bloody soap (probably from Kkekta kapoor’s some behenji wala soap) putting on fake smiles at the camera…the lady goes, “Tune in to see how we fell in love”…Hoo haa hee…yeah,right…The last thing I need, another lady ,who apparently thinks she has the smile of Julia Roberts coz she just can’t seem to get the silly fake smile outta her face even while talking, telling me how to fall in love, get married and live happily ever after…Don’t these people have any better thing to do other than just blabber out their, soo cheesy that it smells like dog poop, love story on television?? MTV’s sooo going to the dogs….**phhrrbbbttt at MTV**

Back to surfing through channels…now what do I see??

Our very own soo soo gay Karan Johar’s, pathetic than the fungus invested life of *****, film- Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum…Oh wait… my fav. Comedy scene of all times is coming up…

SRK *all teary-eyed and for some reason (that I presume is his method of showing how emotionally overwhelmed he is…is that what they call acting these days?) whole body shaking like anything*…says something like, “Mera papa jaisa koi aur nahin hai iss duniya mein blah-blah-blah”

ROTFL…I mean, who the heck talks like that???

Next thing you know, would be the patni touching her pati-parmeshwar’s feet to get blessings …Wait a sec, that’s already been done…Damn it! Can’t believe I missed that :D

Since I just can’t stand any of Mr. KKKaran Johar’s movies…..back to flipping…flip...flip…flip….wait a sec, is it really who I thought it was??

Oh yeah, baby….its Brad Pitt!!!

**Doing a hoopla dance around the room…mom now pretty used to her weird daughter’s antics stifles a yawn**

It’s ‘The Mexican!’ on AXN.

Love the movie, forgetting the fact that I haven’t seen it fully ever. I mean…Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts…what’s there not to love???

*Drool* drool*drool*

That’s when mom seemed to have a thought that I might have forgotten I have a University exam this Tuesday…thanks, mom…I really appreciate it. :

So it’s back to ‘trying-to-study’ once more....

*Looooong sighhhhhhh*

Dum…dum…dum…