Rantings, mumblings, *insert all synonyms here*

Blogging is the coolest way to “express yourself” now. Tell me the name of a living/breathing creature who doesn’t blog/read blogs and I will tell you where our very own Bin laden is.

Take some...err, a lot of free time, add blog addiction, a cup of weirdness, a tablespoon bitterness and oodles of boredom…Mix them all and what have we got??

Well, if you were me you would get this –

A close introspection of the blogospheric aura, the different species of blogs found here:-

• The usual reality-series-blogs bringing you daily *boring* updates from the life of a person who for some reason *read for he/she has nothing better to do* finds blogging very interesting. Yours truly belongs to this class, I might add humbly. These can again be subdivided into:-
  - The Oh-my-life-is-so-pathetic-its-amusing-wanna-hear-about-it blogs. Do I wanna hear about it? I tell you dude, NO.
  I’ve my own life to brood upon, so no thanks.
  -“How-I-survived-this-traumatic-incident-which-left-me-scarred-for-life” kind…screaming for comments like ‘Oh dear, I’m so glad you pulled through it, be careful next time coz we all care a looot’
  - My-love-life-is-so-happening-you’ll-love-to-hear-about-it…
  “I have found my true love”…before you can even take a breath “Err…I was wrong. He dumped me, I dunno why; we were sooo perrrrfect for each other”
  “Do you think he likes me, he did smile at me I tellya”
  “He doesn’t even know I exist. Boohoo”
  Blub glub gibberish!
  -The heres-something-to-make-you-think-coming-from-me-who-has-seen-it-all blog. The blessed, gifted author who is generous enough to share with everybody in the blogosphere the lessons he has learnt leaving us indebted for life. Includes topics explaining why god truly is great (like we didn’t know. Why else is he called God then?? And as for the ‘he’…read this somewhere, if it were a she, she would be considerate enough to make it yearly rather than monthly. That was convincing enough for me.)..Coming back..Yeah, exploring the reason why we are never thankful for what we are, why we are always greedy (I’ll make it easy for you, coz that’s human nature!) yada yada. We really appreciate what you’re doing. We get our daily doses from our homes, so guess what...We don’t care!
  - The I-started-a-blog-coz-I-didn’t-have-anything-else-to-do-now-that-I-have-I’m-letting-it-rot-in-blogosphere blogs. Usually have two, three or four unrelated posts. And that’s it. One fine day, blogging aint that fun anymore. Well…for chrissake, have some responsibility to carry on the things you started, people.
  
• The letting-your-creative-juices-out blog –
  -The story blog where you put you put up the novelist self for others to see
  -The poem blog for people to see the ‘Wordsworth’ in you.
  -Photoblogs- looking through your ...err..camera’s eye :D
  
• The group blogs :-
  College blog, classmates blog, girls gang blog, benchmates blog etc etc
  
• The ‘He-blogs-so-I-blog’ blog. The w-o-r-s-t. Listen up dude, any reason other than you wanted to do it is not good enough to do anything. Get it? So why dontcha just go find your thing??
  
• And at last, the real bloggers. For whom blogging is a part of life; just like their blogs are part of mine. The ones that make you think, “Jeez…Why the hell am I blogging??”
  
  All the stuff said above- even the ones based on real facts- are purely fictional. Anyone who gets offended…well, your problem. Bleh!
  
  That’s about it all. Ranting over.